The most amazing man on Earth. Usually compared to Chuck Norris in stature. Can be found(only if he wants u to) on call for Jesus. The man the whore spoke of in the bible(Ezekial 23:20). Made up the best word ever(allowed it's use in the big bang theory): Bazinga!!! Side note: big bang is what happens whenever Caleb has sex. No need for condoms because he is so large that by the end of mastication there is nothing left of the female reproductive system. What is left however, scientists refer to as a "black hole." You are The Caleb Anderson!
They once tried to make a 1000% Pure Man(The Caleb Anderson) toilet paper, it failed miserably however because The Caleb Anderson doesn't take any crap.
The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.
The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.
The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
by Mason Sanders June 3, 2010
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After John and Bill gorilla in the misted all night, Bill finally gave John a Canadian Man-breaker in the shower.
by David Painter September 1, 2008
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Get the Sexy Man Patch mug.When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010
Get the Milk Man Shuffle mug.I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.
by chikenliver catkiller September 14, 2008
Get the lazy ass man mug.When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.
Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.
Girls don't have an eqivalent.
Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.
Girls don't have an eqivalent.
over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.
by pandapanda July 14, 2007
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1) A Go-Bot
2) aka: GoBot
3) A Ghetto-Transformer
4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!
4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
1) A Go-Bot
2) aka: GoBot
3) A Ghetto-Transformer
4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!
4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."
(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).
(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
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