Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles

I want Reids Massive Cock inside me

by Reids Haters December 13, 2023

Fat cocks

"I know men who are ugly as fuck hetting laid every night" ~ Onlyfans girl

Hym "Do they have fat cocks? Because that will do it. That's how you know that this redpill 'confidence' and 'height' shit is just a euphemism. For real. You know it's the fat cocks you bitch."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Cotton cock

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob

Damn bro, you got cotton cock!

by sugmeoff June 4, 2021

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole

oh my gawd did you see that video of easton preform the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021

cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022

Cock hole

Is a slang name for Ukrainian man. Consonant with the term "hohol" (in english translation - "crest"), similar to a medieval Turkish haircut in the form of a single braid on a bald head.

A typical question for a Ukrainian bot pretending to be a foreigner: are you cock hole?

by Taras_Pidorashko November 29, 2023