cock end wangler

another way of saying someone is a wanker

what are you being a cock end wangler for?

have you seen this cock end wangler?

by amanda fuck June 30, 2010

Dog cock

A dogs penis.

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 25, 2017

Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

by dosel February 14, 2023

Krispy cock

Someone who decides to put Krispy Kreme donuts on his cock, and procede to show all of his friends

Yo, krispy cock, were you harder when you put donuts on your cock or when you smashed Olivia?

by Dpock March 30, 2018

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson May 02, 2018