cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Cold Cock

Cold Cock is a term used to define a man who goes on and on about a woman he had sex with a long time ago and never talks about anyone else.

For Fuck Sake Gary, stop talking about Jenna, you fucked 2 months ago. Your such a cold cock

by Rupture Godzilla vag December 8, 2018

cock snaffler

A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else

Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.

by 2can Chu March 25, 2024

Cock Nazi

An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.

So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!

by lasonambula April 22, 2020

Cock-arse

Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.

You are a cock-arse.

by Adam DeNovo August 12, 2019

Andrew's Cock

A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.

I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked

by Master Dook December 4, 2021