Go Pee For Me

When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).

“Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”

by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳

Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Show me dat PUSSY day

Where your girlfriend has to share their nudes.

Show me dat PUSSY day is one of a kind.

by Croniumhephdksnhxudbd May 27, 2018

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Pick Me

A woman who puts/talks down on other women in order to make herself seem better.

"It's shameful how Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B have no respect for themselves," Amy sighed, watching the two women perform W.A.P at the 2021's Grammys, "They are hardly wearing clothes and have the audacity to dance like this on national television. And seeing how women strive to be them, looks like I'll be the only women left to truly love and respect myself."

"Amy, please go to hell and stop being a Pick Me," her friend, Joselin replied.

by titi_kusha April 16, 2022