sex

how New Zealanders pronounce "six"

"how many cocks have you sucked?"
"sex mate!"

by john_pork69 May 2, 2024

Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag

See a 10/10 Bird

YO B. Sex first ??

by Ehdhfhcj August 18, 2022

sex

It's where a man and woman fell in love so much, they go on their bed, taking off their clothes, covering it up with a huge blanket, and then doing some friendly wrestling poses until they are tired.

Dad: "And that is how I did sex with your mother."
Son: "Okay."

by NotFunnyGoldMystery93 July 14, 2021

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022

sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.

'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.

Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.

by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025