i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019

tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

basically tsukishima is really hot and i kinda have a thing for hands so if im in a mood ill eat his hands

Me: damn look at tsukishimas hands they look like fries 😋😋
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

by TSUKKIYAMA May 20, 2021

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

I just don’t understand.

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

why am i doing this instead of hw

something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh

why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

I have to see my sister in Freo

Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.

Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.

Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice

"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"

by Ttaym October 16, 2013

I just thought you should know...

Did the teacher forget to assign homework?

Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?

I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!

IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.

Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"

"Class dismissed!"

"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"

"I just finished my first 5k!"

"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."

"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."

"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."

"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"

"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."

by Jack from Sacramento September 7, 2018