palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021

Umatilla High School

A high school located in lake county Florida. The town itself is small and everyone knows everyone. You definitely need a DNA test to date anyone to make sure your not related. Full of kids who think they are the best at sports but actually suck. All a product of inbreeding because no ever leaves the town. The degrade anyone who isn't from there.

Oh I went to Umatilla High School, all my kids went and their kids go there now. My grandson dated his cousin on accident.

by Bronc raiser March 30, 2024

High Dick

When your dick feels like play-doh when you stroke it cause you're so fucking high that it feels like play-doh.

"I was stroking my dick and it felt like play-doh, so it must've been a high dick."

by fobunite69 March 28, 2020

performance high

the feeling after you completed a good performance onstage. happens more often if you're the zone during that performance. similar to runner's high, endorphins also cause performance high.

I can't sleep, I'm still coming down from my performance high.

by Qcat November 28, 2021

im high af

me rn.
im high af.

*also see:
- im baked
- im stoned
- im tripping
- im tweaking

me: i can feel wet bones inside my forearms. im probably high af.
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted

by nateeee420 November 11, 2022

Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

Episcopal High School

School full of absolute losers and shitty athletes. Their athletic facilities may be the biggest waste of money I have ever seen. They get butt fucked in football yet their in the IAC!!!! Fucking Prep is considered good at football there. If you ever wanna see an EHS kid, just go to Bradlee on the weekend and they'll be at lacrosse unlimited in all vineyard vines even though they suck dick at lax. They also sweat SSSAS kids hard and get invited to nothing.

SSSAS Kid 1:Jesus who's that fag with the ray bans and wallabees .
SSSAS Kid 2: Goes to Episcopal High School. What a fag, probably sucks of everyone to get invited to our parties.
Prep kid: Your all irrelevant losers stfu

by DMV FACTS November 24, 2018