- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

by LVYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE April 4, 2019

cockadoodel fucker
i cocked a big load in a big fat disgusting momma with big horror tittes and a bigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg cock and ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CRACK GOD DAMNNNNNNN
by Naturalvision November 20, 2021

person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
by Calp55 January 1, 2022
