Me

A dumb person who is really hot

Friend 1:”who is that on the poster?” friend 2:”yeah who is that?” You:”oh I think it’s me”

by Hi_ it’s_me May 14, 2022

me

The best person in the world!

this is me!

by #she who must not be named May 14, 2022

Cherry Me

Cherry is a fruit and 'me' is yourself. So that means you're a cherry.

Ako ay isang cherry (prutas). I am a Cherry, Cherry Me

by 🍒me May 15, 2022

You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation

Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me

by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022

me

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whenever you talk about me it means,SDFYIULGYFTDRSESTDFIGYFTUDRSEJYDFGOUYIFTUDXZYKFYITDURYUFYITDUKFYGOYFTUDUGYFTDHMGJYFTDJGFYTDHCGMJIYFTUCGJVFDUXFCGVGOFICGJVFDUTCGFTDUFJGFYTUDXFHMCGJFKTUDJFXHM

by fartfitnugen May 16, 2022

MAMI KISS ME

you want your mami kiss you.

"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. May 16, 2022

me

some idiot whos going through depression

me? yes im an idiot.

by one of the billions of idiots May 17, 2022