Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

Hot churro

A large errect Mexican penis that has just cummed.

Pedro had a hot churro.

by BigLong john June 7, 2017

Hot Carradine

Choking oneself while simultaneously jerking off and taking a shit, aka autoerotic defecation.

He evidently didn’t have a spotter while doing the Hot Carradine, and so he was found deceased on the toilet.

by JuanPedroCocinero April 29, 2025

Hot men

None of them exist

Friend:have you seen any hot men recently

Me:none of them exist

by Emma_likesurbandictionary.com July 19, 2021

Hot-Dawg

A tough guy wrapped in a warm comfy blanket (that he secretly enjoys).

Alex won't stream Elden Ring for us today. That hot-dawg feels too cold to leave his bed.

by bluebie4763 October 16, 2024

Hot Pizza

When people fog the windows to fuck in the car

I heard jimmy and Sarah ate a Hot Pizza last night

by Dr love is the best October 29, 2018