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zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth
Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.
by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008
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crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.
"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
by Olivonius July 29, 2008
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Zombiance

-noun

1. The special atmosphere or mood necessary to enjoy zombie movies specifically and schlock horror films in general.

2. The tone, character or mood of an environment created by watching horror films.

3. The creepy or unnerving feeling a person gets when surrounded by a large mass of people, such as in shopping malls, bars/pubs and crowded city streets. Most easily recognized when a person realizes that everyone is moving and talking but no one is really doing or saying anything.
1. Dim the lights man. You've got to set the proper zombiance to enjoy "Army of Darkness."

2. Wow, those movies were creepy. Turn on all the lights so we can break the zombiance.

3. There's a certain zombiance to holiday shopping. It really freaks me out.
by David Frederick February 24, 2008
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Zombie Head

While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk
Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head
by likemyhairywenis August 19, 2011
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zombie

When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.
I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!
by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006
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zombie

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat
The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.
by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006
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Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.
me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become
by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005
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