if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick
James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal
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You're Gal

The equivalent of you're momma in jokes for circles with deceased mothers.
You're Gal so fat the horse on her Jordache looks real.
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YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD comes from a youtuber called "angry video game nerd" with the words "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT?! YOUR A POOPY HEAD!" and thus creating an internet legend
you know the "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!" meme right?
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YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

An insult used by people under the age of 8. It is used when a child calls someone a "Poopy Head" It is also used in a joking manner by people over the age of 8. The word "Poopy Head" is basically "Sh*t Head" but for toddlers.
Child 1:" WHY DID YOU BROKE MY LEGOS?!"
Child 2: "Because "You're a poopy head!"
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you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
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YOU'RE FIRED

"You're fired!" is a comedic line from the popular children show "Regular Show."

This line is mostly said by Benson Dunwoody who's a park manager who makes sure everyone gets their job done correctly but the characters Mordecai and Rigby always cause destruction .
This line shows frustration and anger when his workers "Mordecai and Rigby" screw up at a simple job like setting up the chairs
The punchline is that they never actually get fired.
Mordecai: aw come, bro
Benson: I am not your bro! NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR "YOU'RE FIRED"
by GregBuisha November 11, 2020
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