Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot

literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win

by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024

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Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

by Ferington January 27, 2021

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Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024

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bi-winning

Popularized in an interview with Charlie Sheen, it refers to a person who is unable to lose no matter what.

...win here win there...I'm bi-winning.

by theglenlivet March 25, 2011

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A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

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