Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Cali weed

Mostly high quality Supposed to be the best weed heard from rumors

Cali weed is the best in the world New York weed is garbage

by KingInnaEarth January 30, 2021

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be

Sam I am
Smoke weed I did

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013