Twat Balls

clitoris, and/or surrounding bumps.

Suck my twat balls.

by Big Kahk January 03, 2009

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 08, 2010

dozy twat

A slow stupid furry-eared cretin.A really slow brained dumb-ass.

Fer fucks sake, your such a dozy twat Miss Lewinsky, I already explained to you 3 times why you can't call your book "Secret Services to the President"!

by Colin T White May 17, 2008

muffin twat

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut

slutfattwat a muffin twat

by eh12345 May 15, 2009

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 14, 2005

twat sicle

when you are fucking in the winter and your cum freezes

i would go fuck in a igloo but i might get a twat sicle

by jason and jonah July 20, 2009

Jazz Twat

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.

Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.

by Gary Bundy July 05, 2007