Tommying

Quitting a fantasy football league when you can’t handle the trash talk because you are a weak human with no sense of humor.

This guy accidentally drafted Matt Ryan in the 4th round, couldn’t handle the shit talk, and now is Tommying.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

tommy knocking

Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.

"We almost got caught up Tommy Knocking today."

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Tommy

Boys named Tommy have the biggest dicks and are the smartest and most beautiful people you will ever meet. Hates people named Aly and Big Mac Kayla

Tommy is the best person ever!

by iiluminarethegod April 18, 2020

Doing A Tommy H

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks

Spoon is doing a Tommy H

Look at spoon giving it Tommy H over there

by Scfc1 December 12, 2021

Tommy

A arsehole who loves big massive scrumptious cock, he plays with his wang 24/7 and never stops eating toenail clippings. He thinks he likes women but he loves big black obese hairy men named daqouis bottomfart.

Random person: is that a tommy???

Other person: obviously, he's with a daqouis bottomfart 🙄

by Daddy loves big black cock August 2, 2022

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024