by Bangdar May 17, 2007
by worthyexpress August 13, 2007
When you celebrate the 40th time your girlfriend has changed her hair color, this week. This celebration takes the form of first starting on her bed, until it becomes clear that she is incapable of satisfying you, so you switch to the bathroom, hoping a change of scenery will somehow help her along. After three hours of her trying, she will barely get you off, then you can make jokes about her technique for the next couple hours before you leave, laughing. You then must make jokes, for years, about that one day.
You: Wow, that was lame. You really pulled off 109th base, to the letter. What's with your hair? You change it every other hour.
Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.
Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.
by Keeserat1 June 15, 2010
Why the hell would you jump off a building
by NateK July 11, 2005
wow this is a gooder the ol' second base personally i think it is too easy to skip or go through without knowing what u did i mean its just a good feel up.
wow i got to second base, of course i hit a home run that night neways and she is pregnant so it kinda sucks
by Dr.Anusol June 06, 2006
1 Andrew arrives at party, "Ace on base"
2 "Bro where u at?" "Ace is on Base brohoob"
3 Don't worry Ace is on base
2 "Bro where u at?" "Ace is on Base brohoob"
3 Don't worry Ace is on base
by Carodizzle May 10, 2010
referring to the "bases" of sex, i.e. first base- making out. Thus a base jumper is someone who skips over a base.
John: Damn i hear robby went from first to third with you last night!
Jane:What can i say? He is a trained base jumper.
John:Damn bitch
Jane:What can i say? He is a trained base jumper.
John:Damn bitch
by Fri July 10, 2005