Kenma’s left pinky toe

That’s it rich kenma’s left pinky toe.

Yummy! Kenma’s left pinky toe

by Killer birb September 18, 2020

My father left me

Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...

by waoh October 1, 2019

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔

Monday left me broken JUICY-

by imbatukam June 8, 2023

alt-left

"Alt" is German for "old". Alt-left is Old Left, in the form it existed before 1990. Alt-left supporters do not want identity politics, SJW or other modern stupidity. Alt-left supporters want Communist revolutions and Five-year Plans, they remember that class struggle is about class as it exists in political economy, not some kind of "gender" and other imaginary constructs.

The Alt-left know that "cultural Marxism" is neither Marxist nor cultured.

by Aurora Nikolaevara369 May 17, 2017

Donkey's left shoe

1. To take a long time in doing a task

John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up

by crackajack1992 February 19, 2009

left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006