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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
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Pork

Adjective, noun, or verb. Anything negative would be considered pork.
You are pork!
Stop porking around!
He air balled the last second shot for the win, he’s pork!
by Thatfuoy May 20, 2019
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Pork Soufflé

When a female performs oral on a male with a mouthful of chewed up food.
She a freak and give him a pork soufflé.
by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
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South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.
"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"
by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022
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National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.
by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023
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