An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”
by J Facts October 4, 2022
Get the Fucking the horsemug. 1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008
Get the Sponge Horsemug. Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.
He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
Get the Horse's assmug. by Missmayhem23 January 10, 2021
Get the minerva horsemug. Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach
by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017
Get the horse's stinkmug. by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
Get the River horsemug. A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.
If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".
by 999JB February 5, 2021
Get the Borrowed horsesmug.