zombie dick

a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms

Johnny did not want to go to the chalkboard because he had a classic case of zombie dick.

Kids going through puberty often have zombie dick.

by Dr.RickMarshall June 29, 2009

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hot zombies

1. the sexually arousing udead
2. an expression of agreement or dismay to a close friend
3. a phrase used to signal the conversation is turning to
ridiculous things

1. Amby:Hannah! Check out those zombies on the left...
Hannah: Damn, those are some hot zombies, right there.
2. Alicia: are you finished editing the paper?
Caitlin: Hot zombies?
3. Caitlin: you suck.
Amby: your mom sucks
caitlin: wha?
Amby: I'm ron burgandy?
caitlin: con ner
Amby: Hot zombies

by Amberley February 13, 2006

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flaming zombie

A flaming zombie is a sexual act, that is done by shooting your man juice into your partners eyes, and then lighting her pubic hair on fire with a nearby lighter. This will make your lady friend chase you around looking like a zombie on fire.

"I just saw a flaming zombie run out of Tony's front door and into the wall"
"That girl just got flaming zombied"

by mr min SA October 24, 2011

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Drag Zombie

A person that constantly asks you for hits off your smoke and has no smokes of their own or have anything else to do.

Some Drag zombies are so desparate for a smoke they will pawn off items or pay you money for a cigarette.

Drag Zombie 1: Hey man can I get a drag?

Guy: It's my last one

Drag Zombie: Come on dude. one drag

Guy: Dude your such a drag zombie!

by Premium Blend April 18, 2010

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