Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you
Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke
by ΨλΜΞΖ June 08, 2020
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window-licker

window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.
God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.
by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020
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Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.
"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"
by jakson griff February 01, 2018
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Window washing

When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism
"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"
by Didi*hoodini February 25, 2015
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Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.
Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
by Fish_tacozzx April 27, 2012
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puppy in the window

A very exciting and intelectually stimulating sexual position involving man on woman, man on man, or even woman on woman with a strap on dildo; or really any combination of the above. Person 1 takes position leaning out of a window, as if to wave good by to a loved one or yell at the trash man, as person 2 takes up position directly behind person 1 (P1). P2 then forcefully inserts their penis and/or dildo into the rectum/ass of P1. To simplify the explaination, its exibition anal sex where the goal is to be seen by as many people as possible.
"Dude she totally wanted to do the puppy in the window so all the neighbors could see how we role; it was sweet...then her grandmother pulled ito the drive way!"
by Trevor and Brittney February 28, 2008
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Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.
First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.
by ChubbyPuppy0093 April 14, 2011
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