Sneaky Bisquit

After having sex with someone and you try to sneak out the next morning and get caught by him/her and they ask "where are you going/doing?" You say, "Going To Get US A Biscuit" and never come back!!!!

I has sex with Andrea last night and was caught pulling a "Sneaky Bisquit"!

by Shug203 June 10, 2017

sneaky salesman

where you have intercourse with your partner doggy style then when shes cumming you slip a thumb in her back door

that sneaky salesman got in last night didn't he

by pj67 December 2, 2017

The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.

“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”

by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018

Sneaky bookmark

When you accidentally send a copied porn link within an unrelated communication, but can use that communication to revisit said link.

Had an inquiry on my resume, but responded with a sneaky bookmark. Guess I'll save that email for later.

by SycOG13 May 26, 2022

sneaky leaver

When someone leaves the room, trying to not be noticed to go and masturbate.

Hey, remember when i randomly ran off last night? Ha. Im a sneaky leaver.

by Icubertyyyyyy July 5, 2018

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Sneaky British

The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.

Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.

by Jessica Sanchez September 22, 2022