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Maria

Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
Jerry: there is maria, i want to fuck her
Maria: there is jerry i want to fuck him
…they fuck allot
by Wang518 November 20, 2021
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maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
by StarMe March 17, 2023
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Maria

Maria, the sexy chick everyone likes. always surrounded by friends and boys. Likes everyone except Anastasia's. Rich, popular, always friends with a Isabella.
Example:
zach: Have you seen my gf?
Maria: i am here baby
by Sexy lady 2.0 November 21, 2021
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Luiza and Maria

They are soulmates, there's no way to explain it, they are simply made to be.

Bestfriends for life and that's a fact, always have each others back and would kill to protect them and even hide a body.

They are the first soulmates in the world, also the first ones to ever prove that you don't need romance to have a soulmate.
"Oh! Look is them again, Luiza and Maria, always together."
by Only a truth holder November 29, 2023
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Antwon and Maria

THE BEST COUPLE!!!!
Hey man Antwon and Maria are the best couple
by ThaBiggest November 20, 2023
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maria

maria is a nice lady she might be a teacher just like Miss Bee and Maria is going to be an awesome friend and she's going to be very kind and if you mess with her she going to punch you in the face
"hey maria you ugly " WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!" *maria punches that person*"WHO IS UGLY NOW SUCKER"
by peanut butter pizza November 13, 2019
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maria

by Ash Styles November 29, 2024
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