Tom Griffiths

Tom Griffiths is a friend who is cool and calm but secretly wants to join his best friend when she does crazy, stupid things. Also a person who likes Both sports and arts.

Person: wow Tom Griffiths is so talented and cool.

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*

by bishname November 18, 2018

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023

Tom Jeffrey

A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.

“Did you see Tyson is seeing that girl who turned 18 last week”

“Yeah he’s a Tom Jeffrey”

by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022

Tom Larke

A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.

Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!

by YxngLee May 16, 2022

Tom Harvey

Overall a very nice dude.

Although if ignored more than 5 minutes can become very sensative and emotional.

Nr 2 Ret pala after Elfway

likes bif bundas.

Omg u are so Tom Harvey

by SushiSlayer February 25, 2022

Tom Grapp

An online blackjack dumb enough to split 6's. Also known to eat a bag of dicks.

Tom Grapp did you just split 6's? Eat a bag of dicks.

by TheOtherGuy69 January 16, 2011