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Boba Tea

The act of blowing a full load in a partners mouth, then proceeding to make them hold it to allow enough time to also stick exclusively your balls toward the bottom of the semen. Swallowing isn't optional, its a must.
Guy 1: Dude! I served my asian babe a Boba Tea last night!
Guy 2: Really? What did she say?
Guy 1: It was a little something like "huucchhuchhguhh"
by SockHarbor August 3, 2019
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Tea-bag

When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!
"You'd better watch your manners in here or Howard Ramone is gonna tea-bag you!"
by El Loudo February 19, 2005
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fruit tea

following the stench of fruit tea will usually lead you to a scottish woman on the highest floor. Fruit tea is also usually the reason people are always late, leaving others to sit on a cold floor. fruit tea is also accompanied by the sound if keys
whats that smell? ets meh fruit tea!
by aaron.charlotte March 22, 2008
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tea times

publication of mechanical shrubbery, the british humour society of the university of the witwatersrand
wow, this months tea times is ultra cool...
by razorwit November 1, 2003
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Tea Pee

A cup of tea that someone has peed in.
Person #1: This tea tastes a little funky...

Person #2: Dude! You just totally got a cup of Tea Pee!
by .:HEBDA:. August 31, 2009
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Tea-cupped

A discret way of inviting someone with flirty intentions...

If its late at night and you change 'tea' to 'coffee' its obvious you're inviting sex.
"I just got tea-cupped" ie someone just made a flirty invite

"Wanna have tea" ie "wanna have sex"
by Tea-enthusiast October 23, 2012
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