Rustlin’ Tim Robinson

When you sneak into someone’s house and replace their toilet with an exact replica from Home Depot with a hole that’s too small for poop to go through

Person 1: Damn it! I thought I hired plumbers but instead they gave me the ol’ Rustlin’ Tim Robinson
Person 2: Get out of my house

by anonymous April 22, 2023

A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024

tim

tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn

dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

tim

(n.) plume of ass dust that arises from a baby fart while powdering their bottom.

(v.) “to tim” to emit a plume of dust from one’s ass

Man, did you check out the baby’s tim on the changing table?

Yeah, some of that tim got in my mouth!

by 3mschnizzle84959274 July 31, 2021

Rimmy Tim Tim

A special rim job that is executed by one of your close friends and usually ends up
With a little bit of fecal matter expelled

My homie gave me a rimmy Tim Tim and he got a little too messy

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.

Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?

by Imperial Potatoes May 3, 2025