Church

A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music

Families walk into church

“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom

by Biggestkikever April 02, 2022

Church

Church or going to church is widely used in out law motorcycle clubs to mean a meeting or going to a meeting at the MC's hang out, club house, building where only full members (patched members) attend to talk about business and members vote to approve or not approve the club's activities.

Motorcycle President is calling a "church" session today all members must attend

by The original Gman August 21, 2017

Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.

That writer is a certified church.

by astecc November 01, 2021

Church

A place you should go you filthy animal.

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

“To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”

by AnimeLove4867682 April 28, 2021

church

The local gas station. A holy place.

"Dude I need a redbull I'm about to collapse"

"fine, let's go to church real quick

by ckared March 02, 2021

Church

A place I don’t go to because I want to die and live in hell.

I don’t go to church because I am not Christian and I want my Uber Eats from hell to arrive soon.

by Your Local Lesbian Demon September 29, 2020

Church

The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over

Did You Hear Those Church parents Last night

Yes I Did

by Harry1727 November 24, 2021