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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
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Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth
'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"
by niggajewbag October 29, 2025
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Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".
You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.
by SHAMsee October 7, 2018
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Boston

Boston is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet he looks like paranormins best friend he’s only good at one sport he’s always alone and is definently gonna be homeless and he is definitely not tracer he also will usually look like broccoli and hesperigus
Omg Boston is looking even worse than normal today
by Flip phones boo December 7, 2018
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bo boston

Bo Boston is a person who can be very kind and very nefarious at the same time. Usually Bo Boston has a very little work ethic and will use you for homework. Overall a nice person to be around. They have above average eye size and has the memory of an elephant. Usually Bo Boston's mother is a kind woman too.
Quinn: OMG is that BO BOSTON?!?!?
Bo Boston: YES IT IS?!?!?
**Quinn proceeds to board a plane to Niagara Falls to commit suicide**
by GreenBeansPotatoMan February 13, 2022
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Boston Bennett

A rare species of Homo sapiens. Known to be foul-smelling and clumsy. Often referred to as unintelligent, ignorant, and foolish. Only to be seen driving a red car. This rare species of Homo sapiens is colorblind and often drives through red lights and stop signs. Often seen wearing all-black outfits with a pair of ultra boost. This rare species exempts its stench into the clothing causing it to reek.
Ewwww... Whats that smell? Its Boston Bennett
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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Boston Noodles

A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)
“He said his final Boston noodles

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”
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