APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
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She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.
by Zoe Sharp October 21, 2008
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Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
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by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
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Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"
by Zel1 January 8, 2015
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I'm going to ape it at the skate park today! See that band ape it at the concert last night? The Chefs at that restaurant ape it, it's the best meal that I've ever had! My brother aped it at his college, he got a 4.0 G.P.A.. My friend aped it at work and got a raise! My little brother aped it at the spelling bee and won! I aped it at the baseball game and hit a grand slam right out of the park!
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