Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.

Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'

by Shantyisablackcat January 3, 2025

The way I turned it on

Pre-emptive programming? This isn't a thing I'm actively doing it's a think I did 10 years ago...

Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."

by Hym Iam October 26, 2025

turn speaking

Turn-speaking is a type of group conversation and discourse where participants speak one at a time in alternating turns.

It's important to speak loudly and to take your turn speaking because a record is made of everything that happens in court.

by sumklee April 19, 2017

Turn up

Getting hyped up to a song so you don't die

Longbeachgriffy: Get your bitch ass up! (Guy wakes up) Do you fuck with this song!?
Guy in backseat: What?
Longbeachgriffy: DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG!?
Guy in backseat: Yo, who driving
Longbeachgriffy: Don't worry about who mother fucking driving. Do you like this goddamn song!?
Dude in backseat: Yeah. This shit fire.
Longbeachgriffy: TURN UP THEN!!! (Guy awkwardly jams to the song) Everybody in this motherfucker, turn up or I'ma crash this bitch in the fucking ocean!

by Twenty Dollars May 19, 2022

Z-Turn

A transliteration from Chinese buzzword 折腾 (zhe teng), which means "to be tormented by restless turning left and turning right and turning left and turning right", "to be tormented by going back and forth", or figuratively, "to be tormented by toing and froing", "to piss people around".

Don't Z-turn! Let's keep it simple!

by More New Words August 26, 2022

Turn up

I wanna turn up

I wanna turn up

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021