Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.

Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."

by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019

Kneebone Moment

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.

"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.

by Science Man Jr July 20, 2009

kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

by hmvocab May 31, 2015

Ran Moment

When a girl accuses you of doing something because she wouldn't let you have her coochie

Wow did she really think it was because she rejected you? That's a Ran Moment

by obtainerofcoochie69 January 22, 2019

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008

Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;

most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
youtube.com/watch?v=G_WJY72qoHc&feature=related

by things333 April 9, 2011