wagging satan's tail

Masturbating

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.

by Mister Goode November 14, 2011

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Tennessee Rat Tail

A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.

Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.

Son: But it's a snake

Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

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tuck it up your tail

A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.

Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

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Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018

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tailgate

the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.

"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".

"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".

"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".

"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!

by pbates May 2, 2008

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