the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt

fuck the student teacher

by raybeez March 23, 2022

teacher iriam

This teacher is the reason why I hate science

Teacher Iriam gives us a lot of homework! It´s not fair!!!

by demidorks June 8, 2017

Teachers bitch

Worse version of a teachers pet

Usually a Claire

Student 1: that girl is such a teachers bitch
Student 2: must be a claire

by Hugeppman0999 February 9, 2022

English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

teacher friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

teacher

An unsuccessful person who tries to teach others how to be successful. People who are teachers are usually people who wanted to chase their dream and be successful in life but failed and had to be a teacher instead.

Our teacher is so dumb and almost everybody in our class is smarter than her.

by Squid Kid [twtx] December 18, 2020