Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 09, 2016

The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Ghost Tears

When a man has two men ejaculate into his eyes so he can then pretend to be a ghost crying cum

Daniel came out wearing ghost tears

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019

Dragon Tears

When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .

Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.

by Sav TheSavatar August 06, 2024

tear drone

An expression in which you do something awesome it may bring others to tears.

When I hit that crossover and made him fall the tear dronewas all on the crowds faces.

by baller#11 April 09, 2015