Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019

Chunky gym teacher

He’s a chunky boi wit da fat under the shirt

Hey look it’s chunky gym teacher

by Evolution2 December 6, 2020

teachers

FUCK TEACHERS THEY ARE BITCHES JUST LIKE A TEACHER NAMED MS BELTRAN SHE WILL ROT IN HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg teachers are dumbass

by kylayohoney November 6, 2019

english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life

“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”

by shlongjohn May 13, 2022

Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education

Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then

by Sbhat October 20, 2022