Taking Back Sunday

Fucking awesome emo band. Adam Lazzara is the hottest guy, like.. ever. :) Word.

I want Adam Lazzara's babies.

by Leah S. April 30, 2005

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.

The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.

by Drovik November 12, 2010

Taking the Fat Chick

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."

While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

uses-
"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"

by GuruPremier December 9, 2008

Typing Tourette's

Randomly typing a bunch of nonsense letters, symbols, and/or numbers, usually in IM, out of boredom, frustration, anger, or a random urge to do so.

Person A: Hellooooooo?
Person B: (IDLE)
Person A: fhas ufiody so jgkfhs8ojbfud ahg grye8gjreurd7897^&(^)&5 y7893728n578*&#2yuhgsgn8789&
Person B: Sorry i was gone
Person B: Geez, looks like someone has a mad case of Typing Tourette's

by VNNA$AUR!(: February 4, 2009

Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

dick typing

When you have a boner (also called boner typing), you type with your dick on the keyboard.

IM Buddy with Boner: hrt i, dkc typjng

IM Buddy: WTF???

IM Buddy with Boner (now using hands): I was dick typing. look it up on Urban Dictionary

by twinet November 6, 2009

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015