Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.

i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator

by < ^ > v March 30, 2023

Tan

a golden brown hue.

Tan and cream make up the general color palette.

by Arminkshipper June 13, 2024

Fab Tan Time

Have a great holiday in the sun

Hey Jayne, hope you enjoy your time away, have a fab tan time!

by sourmouse June 14, 2024

cowprint tan

When a Fake Tan is Very badly done causing tan to look like a cow print all over body

I was in a rush to do my fake tan for a wedding and it gave me a cowprint tan.

by TrinBin11 June 19, 2024

Tanning Gummies {Gummy}

When a person wearing dentures takes them out, goes to the dentist for oral UV therapy, and then "goes down" on you. !!!@_@!!!

Steig Freid, your grandmother "says" she is going to give me tanning gummies {gummy} this weekend!!! !!!@_@!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder June 21, 2024

Jia Tan

The person behind the XZ backdoor, can also double as a slang for "backdooring open-source software", Was caught by an Microsoft employee that saw 100% CPU usage when connecting to an SSH server who later hyper-fixated on tracking down why it was 100% and narrowing it down to XZ where the backdoor was caught

"Jia Tan backdoored an another piece of open-source software once again"

by hn1f July 1, 2024