When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 21, 2017
Get the Strawberry Hipster Froyo mug.Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.
I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.
by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017
Get the Strawberry Pubes mug.When you stick a few strawberries into a girls vagina, fuck her, then drink all the juices that come out. Also a type of beer.
by Brownrobbie December 6, 2017
Get the strawberry fruli mug.A Strawberry Shortcake is when a woman is on her period and rides a mans face until climax. Thus making a "Strawberry Shortcake"
Man: Sit on this face bitch.
Woman: I can't I'm on the rag!
Man: It's ok, I've been craving some Strawberry Shortcake anyway!
Woman: I can't I'm on the rag!
Man: It's ok, I've been craving some Strawberry Shortcake anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Get the Strawberry Shortcake mug.After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!
My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.
by BallBatter February 27, 2018
Get the Strawberry Eclair mug.A sexual act much like the raspberry, where you blow into the stomach to make a funny sound, but instead one blows into the vagina. For sex.
by The strawberry March 12, 2018
Get the Strawberry mug.by BurnNBerry March 12, 2018
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