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Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
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spit serpent

The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.
A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.
by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010
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spit sticker

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .
Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.
by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022
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Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
by Lycaeus April 21, 2024
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spit

(v.) Another term for cuming or ejaculating. The knob is said “to spit” because it spurts cum with force. And after being blown, the wad looks a bit like spit.
We were in a dark corner, and I spit a full load in my pants when he rubbed my knob.
by Frozen Prevert October 28, 2024
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garett-spitting

Garett-spitting: a sexual act involving five or more men - their penises are organised in a spit shape, with two pairs of crossed penises holding a fifth in a spit roast manner. It is then up to the party to decide on further actions.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.
"Hey guys, lets get a group garett-spitting sesh in later tonight! I'll bring the beers!"
by Pdiddywhuuut December 8, 2024
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