by RandomFinnishAntiMagaPerson March 18, 2026
Get the Sofia Vergara mug.That one bitch who thinks her shit don't stink when it does. Nobody actually likes her but they pretend to so she doesn't go bananas on 'em.
Person 1: "I saw Sofia at the club, and God she's a bad DJ."
Person 2: "I saw her on a billboard on some small roadway, can't believe Jay would actually go that far to pretend he likes her, but then again, she'd go ape if he didn't!
Person 2: "I saw her on a billboard on some small roadway, can't believe Jay would actually go that far to pretend he likes her, but then again, she'd go ape if he didn't!
by SmallSam1999 May 12, 2025
Get the Sofia mug.People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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Get the Sofia Garret mug.This feeling is like a heart that is frozen, not by cold, or viscous attacks, yet one that is in fire of love awaiting for its mission, so it has the time to get back to breathing.
Sofia, I would do anything to see you again
You stole my heart when I looked into your eyes
I couldn’t even create, I could imagine
I couldn’t move, you were all I saw
To fix myself, felt more like tu
I wanted to steal your heart, but all we had to provide was one given to us
It was to frightening to know the feeling, of what could’ve been said next, what could’ve happened
What would’ve happened next
It was perfect
You, the timing
You, the mind
You, the feeling
I couldn’t look away, even in a bright summer day
I saw your eyes fade away
From safe to real, I still couldn’t feel how to give it away
Breathing alone, or on the phone.
When I just wanted to call you home.
You stole my heart when I looked into your eyes
I couldn’t even create, I could imagine
I couldn’t move, you were all I saw
To fix myself, felt more like tu
I wanted to steal your heart, but all we had to provide was one given to us
It was to frightening to know the feeling, of what could’ve been said next, what could’ve happened
What would’ve happened next
It was perfect
You, the timing
You, the mind
You, the feeling
I couldn’t look away, even in a bright summer day
I saw your eyes fade away
From safe to real, I still couldn’t feel how to give it away
Breathing alone, or on the phone.
When I just wanted to call you home.
by Ancient B July 22, 2025
Get the Sofia mug.Sofia didn't care about failing the PARCC she passed the test anyway
Have you seen Sofia lately? She looks incredible.
Have you seen Sofia lately? She looks incredible.
by applebanana September 1, 2025
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