Smooth Brain

If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.

"You got a smooth brain?"

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Shmoot

A person playing games on a toilet

Bob was being a shmoot playing games in his bathroom.

by Napkins_chair02 February 12, 2022

Smooth brained Robbie

A smooth brained robbie is an individual who is unaware of modern slang. They can try but they still won't grasp the current slang, truly they will never be hip with the teens. If you encounter a "smooth brained Robbie" do not hesitate to laugh at their incompetence, because it is funny.

Jeff: "that was awesome, no cap"
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".

by Soggyfroggy February 22, 2022

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smoothie King

Healthy royalty.

Smoothie King is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

smooth bore

An adult without any teeth. Usually great at providing head.

Buster's new boyfriend is a smooth bore. Not a tooth in his head. He gives the best gummies.

by sncf69 May 4, 2022