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Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger
by Tasthlai August 6, 2021
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Round Rubbing

Depending upon context, it is either (1) The lesbian equivalent of circlejerk, or (2) the lesbian equivalent of circle jerkle
The all girls camp was a mess! The counselors walked in on a round rubbing!
by Dr. Sigmond Freud April 20, 2020
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Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
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Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle
"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"
by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013
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Indian Cat Rub

Choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. Mainly useful for people avoiding allergies.
You're allergic to cats? Try out the indian cat rub!
by alpacasaurusrex April 11, 2015
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rub tub

P1: give a rub tub
by Jayuhvnjdfhv May 3, 2023
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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
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