When a person is sack tapped while butt chugging a beer. The end result is ass coffee out of the blow hole.
by B Shank October 13, 2012
An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.
Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!
Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
by WHBS June 06, 2010
noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
by jymjim April 05, 2003
Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!
by I HATE INBREDS (and buicks) June 29, 2003
term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"
I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!
After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004
Shooting your load into someones beer bottle and them drinking it without knowing it's new contents.
by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003
"dude..... that 5.0 just got owned by a rice rocket.... a car with less than half the displacement.... that domestic kid must feel pretty stoopid right about now...."
by Han Li November 07, 2003