road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

Road Face

A racial slur towards Chinese people used by black people. Roads are flat and beat tf up like A china’man face. I herd the phase originated from Phoenix Az, during an argument between an Chinese man and a Negro man. The Chinese man called the black man a nigger and the black man called the Chinese man “Road face” because the Chinese man face was flat and beat the fxck up like the road.

Yo china’man why you always talking some bullshit with yo Road face ass...

by LewDGreat January 5, 2021

road sweeper

when someone is giving you head so you turn their entire body CLOCKWISE with their tongue out so they clean your hairs at the same time, if they get dizzy then turn them anticlockwise

what did you and Stephany get up to last night
I gave Stephany the road sweeper

by Lil_fiddler February 22, 2021

Roadkill Supper

roadkill supper is roadkill that someone (a hobo most likely) peeled off the street and brought home to his box and shopping cart grilled it so the smell of corpse is amplified because it’s burning, and then proceeds to eat it.

As we drove passed the dump it smelled like a roadkill supper.

by JoZ$ February 3, 2021

road.to.the.marines

Someone on tiktok who is on a road to the United States Marine Corps

Hey do you know road.to.the.marines?

by Yehystgbwns March 31, 2021

Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021