Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.

Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

RIDE THIS ONE

Riding your boyfriend penis all your girlfriend vegen screaming out loud like on rollercoaster

Or amusement park theme park RIDE

Ride this one ride a girl or I man penis

by Ride this one by Taylor Bybee October 21, 2020

Riding rocket

Riding a rocket up to a hill shooting the enemy in the face and anyone that's there

Man can you believe nate did a riding rocket on that guys face it was unbelievable!!

by Alex voineag-vazquez November 7, 2017

Neck Riding

A form of riding invented by two gooses in a St. Louis Hotel hallway, later performed in a Walmart and Kitchen.

Bro did you see them neck riding??

by GooseUnlimited September 4, 2021

shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008

ride woodies

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)

morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt

by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009

dumpster ride

A group bicycle ride that meets at a specific dumpster in New Hartford, Connecticut. Before the ride the cyclists prep their bicycles and then urinate behind the dumpster, sometimes taking advantage of the hand cleaner gel that hangs on the dumpster. Posters with public health information have been posted on the dumpster in the past (STD recognition). The dumpster has also been decorated for Halloween.

Is the dumpster ride on Wednesday or Thursday this week?

by dumpster rider July 18, 2016