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viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE
by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016
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catastrophic raid failure

Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,
by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016
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Tuscan Raider

The hardest yet most legendary sex manoeuvre of all time.

Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.

Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.

Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).

You are now a sexual Legend.
" man my girlfreind is breaking up with me"

" Oh no why?"

" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"
by JoshTheTuscanRaider January 18, 2017
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Tomb Raider (2013)

Tomb Raider is an action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix. Tomb Raider is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that emphasises the reconstructed origins of Lara Croft. Tomb Raider was released on 5 March 2013 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and on 23 January 2014 for OS X, and on 27 April 2016 for Linux.

Awesome.
If you love Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure you'll probably love Tomb Raider (2013) because of Camilla Luddington.
by Twight0931 February 12, 2017
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Beast Raid

Basically a normal Twitch raid, but then the guy who started the raid donates a huge sum of money. The 'Beast' part comes from MrBeast, a youtuber who give large amounts of sponsor money to random people.
*mrbeast donated $200*

This is a Beast Raid. Say "Quidd is life"
by HP876 August 19, 2017
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Cum Raider

Someone who goes up to every bloke to see if they'll cum inside her
Did you see Jess's Aunt last night she was a real Cum Raider
by BobShocks December 4, 2017
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free raid

when someone leaves there yeezys outside there locker and there in ur size its time to free raid
Andrew got his new Timbs free raided last week
by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
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