A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
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Oh my god he filled my pussy up and had me licking off all of my nut off his cock I couldn’t stop cumming I ain’t gonna lie I ran away the first night but when I came back some chick was in there and she was fucking his brains out I was watching and started playing with myself and then she asked if I could join and right when I got on the bed patch came everywhere on her ass Like what a fucking night
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I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
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I had to do some relief pitching son.
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