Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020

pif puff

The best catch phrase on planet Earth

"Dude this is so pif puff"

by Pookthelegend October 20, 2018

Dingo Puff

A person who is willing to take care of a person named by the name "Dingo" (A.K.A. Matěj Kroužil) without any gain whatsover and doing it only for care and love. His/her actions are pure and without a goal to earn anything from him and even willing to refuse for the greater good, to expose the real sight of the person he/she cares about.

You are my Dingo Puff, B.

by Dingo_Lingo_Bingo August 12, 2019

grady puffs

Someone receiving karma or a bad thing happens to them.

He just got Grady puffs!

by Reese’s puffs May 31, 2018

Coco Puff

When a white female gives a blowjob to a large black male while he is smoking a joint.

That crazy white Bitch came to our party and coco puffed us all night long.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

puff ass

When you eat to many puffs and you end up with a huge ass

Bitch gotta lay off the puffs she getting puff ass

by gstat March 14, 2015